<burnmeup> how do i make it so when someone joins any channel that i am in it notices them and says "welcome to (th chan")??? || <[bishop]> on 1:JOIN:#: { if (scripts isin $chan) { quit gay } } || *** Joins: ^SToNeR^ (...@03-04rs.fl.dial.att.net) || *** Quits: burnmeup (Quit: gay)
<bishop> how do I change my nick? || <Rubric> type /quit 0wned || [19:18] *** [bishop] has quit IRC (Quit: 0wned)
<c0dec> on *:TEXT:*:#:if ($nick isvirgin) { /laff $nick } || * c0dec laffs at Stevie-O
[21:14] <Fewp> cos im ereet
[4:03]*[@sentient0101] is back -[ fucking Pimp's woman ]- gone 6 s
[4:07][@CheezWheel] I heard that fucking women and being on IRC at the same time is hard to do
[6:16][AnOyEd] Useless Fact ((10/91)) The shape of the bubbles in beer foam are called orthotetrachidecahedrons. || [18:16] *** AnOyEd was kicked by Stevie-O (the shape of my foot in your ass is called a 'footprint')
[7:24][Lord_Teaspoon] I suppose they do things different in the other sections of the drawer...
[9:08][whoopiemasterv] hey gues what? | [9:08][whoopiemasterv] go fuck your self | [9:08][+BigPappa69] i dont think is possible | [9:08][+BigPappa69] but i'll try just for you
[+BlueFlame] @drug acid || *[@packetjew] grabs some sheets || *[@packetjew] quickly eats one || [@packetjew] HeRe'S YOUr shEEt BlueFlame =]
*[FireInMyEyes] thinks FireInMyEyes is a faggot what do you say Stevie-O? || *[@Stevie-O] thinks Stevie-O is a faggot what do you say FireInMyEyes?
[BlueFlame] I am offering warez. Size: 643.3Gb. Trigger: !FOOP. Sends: 0/50. Queues: 0/5. Max CPS: 5615. Downloads: 0. -{P|r}- || [xeneon] !FOOP || *** xeneon was kicked by Jedi666 (FOOP!)
[@bolt] acidlord is worse than my dog.....
*[@SilkkDaShocker] Looks At SilkkDaShocker With A Puzzled Look On His Face...
*[@bolt] Bashes _arson_away a while with a dildo
[@Pimp2000] i am not a mistake || [@Pimp2000] just high off my ass
<dieFISH> mmmmmMMmM chocobo tastes like chicken
<@Apocalypse> I CANT FIND MY FUZZY BUNNY SLIPPERS
<^vivitar> STOP ADDING ME IN QUOTES DAMNIT!
<@[WaR]> oh great.. now I'm gay and selling my body on the street to buy crack...
<sacrin637> can i castrate anyone?
<EyezRed> fuck this chan i am taking it over | *** EyezRed was kicked by Rubric (many have tried.....none have suceeded...so go ahead..its a slow nite.. ) (+)NucleaR(+))
<+Theorem> Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
<guest7343> where can I get the latest version of the internet?
[21:41] *** sentient was kicked by CheezWheel (Quote Added)
[21:42] *** BigPappa69 was kicked by CheezWheel (Haha You Are Number 560 That I Have Seen Kicked! RoMs ScRiPt V 4.5)
[@Krylon] i know... but you know.. i wanted everyone else to know too.. just incase..
<+xPridEx> Lifes a bitch.....live with it and don't talk to me about it
*[@gcc] slaps _unreal_pist around with a loose wh0re.
[+WickedClown] did somebody beat you with an ugly stick? || [+xPridEx] YES
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[+EvilCrow] never smoke weed u find on your sock
*[+xPridEx] grabs ntgirl's boobs
[{Dw}] how do i get on the irc lamers list?
<->AnOyEd>-< what do i use to find how long until its tomorrow? | <Evul-Smurf[A]> ((AnOyEd)) a clock
[+^vivitar] When I die I wanna be brought back as a high-end computer system
<skaterws> I took it from the script FlamingIcev15 | <@DX_Army8> as in ripped ? | <skaterws> no!!!!! | <skaterws> I dont rip
[|Xodus|] /nickserv identify WT || ***(dip) action(quit) nick(|Xodus|) message(Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Jedi666)))
[Peer] bwahaha || [Peer] i reset your connections
[+DruG_RunneR] i was thinking mabey y2k will make dalnets 286 severs go down and they will have to upgrade to better servers
[+FusionCore[A]] (Away) Duration:(20 Minutes) Reason:(Why .99 cents why not make it an even fucking $1.00... Come-on dont be shy we like getting screwed by taxes.... (smoking)) Pager:(Off) ~{Polaris IRC}~
*[@Viper-Sr-] slaps Burn around a bit with a large cock
[@WD_40] [11:26] -> *rootserv* hi || [@WD_40] [11:26] -RootServ- Sorry, only IRC Operators can use this service. || [@WD_40] [11:26] -> *rootserv* yeah, fuck you
11:15am *** Loop^of^Fruit Kicked ChanServ Out Of The Channel [--== Type /remote off and /j #nohack  Mok  t  ==--]
[monkeyhackr] hello can some one help me on the the basics of hacking? || [06:34pm][gawd] yes || [06:34pm][gawd] type || [06:34pm][gawd] /quit hax0r || ***(dip) action(quit) nick(sooka) message(hax0r)
***(dip) action(nick change) oldnick(c19) newnick(cuba) || *[@cuba] sucks american dick
[+P_i_N{aWaY}] windows is gay mmmk? || [+P_i_N{aWaY}] note that shit for future refference
[+xPridEx] i somehow got my mouth around a pipe and inhaled.... || [+xPridEx] and now i'm high || [+^SiPHoN^] Pride... that wasn't a pipe.
<Rappy> I ned aan adultcheck ID!
Kleven on *:Text:*:#: { if ($1 == klevenisgod ) { /quit tj rules } } } | @J_Saumer klevenisgod | (Quit)#scripts~are~us)Kleven) (Quit: tj rules)
[schmitz] i pee to much
*** Quits: DaR|{F|rE (Quit: a b c L S D Gummibears are chasing me...some are green, some are blue, and some are fucking on my shoe)
<[SUB-Z3R0]> Everywhere I go someone's talking about fucking goats
<+Evul-Smurf> if u open a socket to irc...everything is sent back... | <@Rappy> Evul-Smurf - not everything ;) | <@Rappy> only things sent from the server | <+Evul-Smurf> (R]app[y) stfu...i almost looked smart :D
<[WaR]> its not ripping if you gave it to me <[WaR]> i changed it all around though
[+^-_zico_-^] I've been selling my body since I was 10...
[Wikkidklown] man I can cum fast
[+[NoMercy_2000] shoutz SUCK MY BALLZ || *[+Sylphs] begins to look for something that resembles a set of raisins
>> * Phoebe21 (me@infovia140-168.oninet.es) | << * Phoebe21 (me@infovia140-168.oninet.es) | *** Evul-Smurf sets mode: +b Phoebe21!*me@infovia140-168.oninet.es | *** SAU-Bot sets mode: +b *!*@infovia???-???.oninet.es | *** mutilator sets mode: +b *!*me@*.oninet.es | *** Evul-Smurf sets mode: -b Phoebe21!*me@infovia140-168.oninet.es | *** SAU-Bot sets mode: -b *!*@infovia???-???.oninet.es | *** mutilator sets mode: -b *!*me@*.oninet.
GrdLock: ya, even pepsi who's ass is locked up tighter than a virgin whore
<Stevie-O> if i had GIRLS i wouldnt need p0rn movies
* @SAU-Bot humps stevie | <@Stevie-O> oh yeah | <@Stevie-O> BOTSEX | <ShuntX> LOL | <@Stevie-O> err | <@Stevie-O> give it to me botty | <@Stevie-O> uh huh uh huuh | * @SAU-Bot is not homosexual | * @Stevie-O is not botsexual | * @SAU-Bot jacks off | * @Stevie-O IS, however, capable of frying your lil circuits
*[@DBZ[Trunks]] yells GO GO GADGET PENIS
<RallyMaster> There's three types of people in this world.. those who can count.. and those who can't :)
<^Parrot^> is this a scripting channel or just an adolescent jerkoff channel ? | <dizolve> depends on what time it is | *** ^Parrot^ was kicked by Pack_Man (watch out, it spits)
[#hacker]  [lhamu_] any body know where i can get viruses? | <Fearphage> dirty bathrooms, drinking after other people, sex...
<Fearphage> fserve[active] trigger[// $+ $chr(113) $+ $chr(117) $+ $chr(105) $+ $chr(116) owned...] contents[lots o stuff] | [QUIT/Aforces(hashole@PPPa67-ResaleSilverSpring3-3R7158.saturn.bbn.com)] (Quit: owned...)
[Guest75354] dunno if this is the appropriate channel anyone heard of hacking shaw cable using say a voodoo3 3500?
<WEDMAN> whats red hot linux??? | <pepsi1> its a os | <WEDMAN> whats that | <WEDMAN> is it a hacker program?
[@xPridEx] karma now are you happy? i unregged my boobies
[10:00pm][fukdat] how do you play "mp34" format movies
*[@[Xcommunicator]] is in paradise, a computer, napster, winamp, irc, coke, and 3 slices of pizza with a hugh bubble in 2 of em, life is good.
[@undah] Love is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation, do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
[@undah] Does anyone have a www.FatWomen.org password... I will give you a www.MatureandSaggy.com password...
[@undah] brb, I am gonna go packet the pentagon...
[07:56pm] ***(dip) action(join) nick(Pani|{) address(werewolf@will.work.for.sexxx.net)
[09:30pm][HoMiEdAcLoWn] what does leet mean?
[09:37pm][Guest51264] i am a nebie
[08:41pm][@Looper] I know where to get head from hairy transvestites addicted to heroine
[08:48pm]*[@Looper] fingers his asshole
[10:23pm]*[@pepsi1] slaps a trout around a bit with xcom
[08:41am][@GrdLock] xPridEx's current ping is [ The bastard is using a fake ping reply! 957707213 seconds? I don't think so! ]
*[@xPridEx] humps gcc's leg || [@gcc] i dunno about that || *[@xPridEx] unhumps gcc's leg
[10:38pm]*[@Blade_Relic] wants 2 go 2 church 2 pick up poor, fat highschool dropouts *
[09:55pm][Guest42624] OMG Im a gay guest this sucks
[10:03pm][@|v|egahard] *www.cnn.com* "Irc wannabe hacker aliased xPridEx has been arrested for creating the lamest virus ever. He will be sent to jail where he must perform a rim job to every prisoner for the rest of his life."
*pepsi1 beats off frantically into a sweat sock.
[10:20pm][@dieFISH] can someone dcc me a gf? please?
[06:48pm][davetyrans] anyone want to trade winzip for something ?
[07:44pm][@static] bitchx is that new shit for pms. like midol
[08:02pm][@static] my hand would just like involintarily rape me
[04:59pm][@OutCast] i dont do drugs.. just weed
[08:52pm][@Jedi666] SILKK STOP MASTERBATING WITH YOUR CD AND PLAY WITH YOUR BRO AND I
[@Kuffy] gimme ur porn dammit
[@NT5] like i keep saying, if they were REALLY psychic, they wouldn't want you to call them, they'd call you collect, 'cause they'd KNOW you wanted them to.
[AussieDood] mg gf is a rake
[[69]noLiMit[69]] so if i use notepad, im a hax0r?
[@|v|egahard] the day bots become useful is the day a chink will become the president of the USA
<Elite4ever> web_guy master of the martial faggotry shaolin arts || (6:56:pm) @TheSurvivor leet ... don't you mean web_gAy master of the martial faggotry shaolin arts
<Lumination> *** You were kicked by GrdLock{A} (I've got your fucking list right here Lumination! Try reading the topic next time. (kick 3217) (!list kick 1000)) <---- wh00 h00 i am the 1000th person
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(@sentient) well I'll be a monkey's uncle || (@BlueFlame) your a monkey's uncle!! || (@sentient) not yet, but if my sister plays her cards right, one day....
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*(@Blak_RaVen)] is back (Back from: getting smokes) Gone for 12wks 5days 1hr 54mins 30secs
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(@xPridEx)] 'person today got his dick cut off today by a fufme closing in on it. The FuFme cut off blood circulation to the penis causing it to run out of oxygen and turning a dark black color..Suspect had to chop off his penis with a pair of gardening s
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<_Chris> if anybody's bored, please try to bring down my router.. just /dns me - need to test it's resistance against DoS attacks.. shouldn't be difficult to saturate it though, since it's a low-bandwidth connection.
<@MercuryC> -> *_Chris* so you're fbi eh? | <@MercuryC> -> *_Chris* hey pig' | <@MercuryC> -> *_Chris* answer bitch | <@c19> *_Chris* oink oink
[23:07] <[XML]> I LIKE TO EAT DICKS!
<kalamajo> i rape dogs up the ass
<[Xcommunicator]> I once fucked two men at once, it was cool!
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[05:29] <eviscera> I would fuck the world but the volcanic ash would melt my small penis
<Kuffy> hmmm....u should hear me and phuckt go at it in the channel...everyone gets grossed out :)
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<Sebari> wanna see my picture its posted on www.goatse.cx
(@BlueFlame)] i just got back from the bathroom, i love it there
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[11:59:12(Ultrue)] i need a reg name and number for cuteftp... can any of you warez gods help me out?
*(+fuzy)] turns into a teenage mutant ninja turtle
(Cybus)] of course after you eat jalapenos, your ass hurts when you poop.
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(+}{thorn}{) "A TEENAGER was rushed to the hospital for serious burns to his penis. Spectators belive that an apple pie is to blame.
[06:57] * kalamajo eats joe | not out i hope
<ratm645> man if i could give myself i bj and get the playboy chan back i wouldnt leave the house
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(@GrdLock) what's a hostname? | (@retroactive) very carefully with battery powered clit, grd.
<pepsi1> thorn raped me with his $9 computer
<}{thorn}{> fuck fuck fuck i cant even cook a cheap frozen dinner any more
*(+kalamajo) rapes his computer
[10:26:04(@holobyted)] i cnat tpye wothr shti
<retro[a]> YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE FORCE AND SPEED OF MY PROJECTILE JIZZ!
<rbx6jm> !i suck dick
<djwrekt> maybe i should put some pants on..
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(10:58pm) <onions> i made mp3s of myself jerking off last nite
[02:14:10(@[D]ata[S]tream[C]owboy)] i also have final fantasy 10 , and diablo 3
[02:35:25*(@Lumin[A]tion)] [Away] Reason:[bbiab my mom is using comp]
[5:03p] <[n]ix> i reformatted the wrong god damn drive
[08:30:25(+sentient)] lol I have 153mb of log files
AcidD3 sets mode: -b *!*@*having.sex.with.their.little.preteen.sister , <fedz> dont unban my shit
[08:34:12(@AcidD3)] -ChanServ- #appzngamez is set for secured ops, denying ChanServ access.
<Cyrix32> you wouldnt tag team a girl?
<[n]ix> yes i snip my condoms <AcidD3> i think u missed a few times though stubby....
<AcidD3> DAMN preteen girls are hot
[01:33] <fed> i think im being ping flooded by malaysians
[01:56:04(@fed)] shall i stick my dick in your mouth to sooth you?
[03:05:10(@Norstrom[A])] SHROOMS!!!
[03:07:20*(@Norstrom[A])] will now jerk himself off to sleep and his Mother will wake him up in horror with his penis in his hand
<kalamajo> Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
[09:49:28(@[Xcom])] Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
23:31] <Cocaine> Are any of you a federal agent, or have ever worked with them or have ever worked for them in any way? If So Identify Yourself now
[23:40] <duchamp> i've got some inflamed hair follicles at the base of my cock
[12:47:21] % join[chrak(primopyr@i.fux0red.your-mother.net)]
[01:06:03(+XPhacter)] i got 4.2gigs of simpson episodes
[thinkpol] i cant get my dick in the payphone! help me!
[19:33] <LoAThE> oh yea let me go watch dawsons creek
[essex] is retro@c14499-a.frndl1.wa.home.com | [5:59p] <LoAThE> like i write down what state you live in for quick reference
<[n]ix> damn i cant think <---- proof
[10:07:37(@[essex])] weed isn't a drug
<[essex]> napster really does work
[09:36:04(@fed)] i am alite
*(@scriptkiddie)] is back after 14h 23m 31s. i came.
[04:07:24(@nolimit-)] i like kmart
[9:17pm] <|^^BEZELBUB^^|> where you live xpride? || [9:17pm] <xPridEx> indiana || [9:18pm] <|^^BEZELBUB^^|> your a paki?
% join[t1(t1@roll1.lick1.light1.net)]
[5:09p] <[essex]> wanna have sex? | [5:09p] <Cyrix32> KICK ASS!!
<Enhanced> infested with jews tonight | <joe170> what is jews??? | <Enhanced> jews...you know star of david, jews
Closing Link: tnt3-199.wcc.net (You Are Not A Sheep. Do Not Clone (2000/07/24 21.52))
[22:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o fed |[22:47] <fed> Who removed me aops??
[07:47:32(@hotgyrl_browneyes)] its all good...i got toys
[08:13:54(@notik)] away: If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. (8:24pm\2h46m40s)
*(@Cowboy_TX)] is back: Fucking Sheep 13:55:04 PM
*(@static)] has returned, zestfully clean!@. [gone:19m36s]
[23:21] <Cybus> without Napster, i may have to buy CDz again
(CODAX)] Im looking for a hacker who wants a simple job for some money
[06:21:31(+Ofreak)] that thing has entered more boyz then micheal jackson
*(@Kork)] rams her strapon up BlueFlame's ass till it starts bleeding
[@arson] [18:35] <EvilCrow> sup [@arson] woohoo, crow actually msged me
*(@phusion)] has returned, SMILE!! YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA... [gone:31m]
% join[xmm5(lurkz@GODDAMNED.I.LOVE.A.GIRL.WITH.A.GOOD.ATTITUDE.AND.BIGTITS.NET)]
(`Filter)] i wore a rubber though, i dont like green shit
(@Blonde78)] [19:05] <c19> wanna cyber
% quit[KLined(M.A.D.D. Midgets Against Desk Drawers)]
(\tool\)] bah, zc is my 'sexual' friend, we met at a gay bar named #c4u, a couple weeks ago
(@Kuffy)] i aint got a dick....us aussies dunno how to do circumcisions properly
(@Blonde78)] <c19> baby .... teach me how to cyber coz i dunno how
[1:20p] *** virgin-boy15 (someone@168.143.215.37) has joined #esx | [1:20p] *** ChanServ sets mode: +b *!someone@168.143.215.* | [1:20p] *** virgin-boy15 was kicked by ChanServ (Sorry, this is a restricted channel.)
[1:24p] <nolimit-pissed> im smrt
*(@EvilCrow)] looks down his pants and yanks on a pubic hair
*(@kalamajo)] knits a sweater for BlueFlame
*(@caglar_)] is away; masturbating in the shower, bbl.
*(@caglar_)] is away; taking a shit, ahhh
(@kallador)] touch womenz_brests.tar
(drunkin_kitty_cat)] what kinda guy has a name like this?
[02:39] *** Topic is 'My Penis has a big head'
[02:39] *** Topic is 'We must nuke australia.....they are evil....'
*(@c19)] is a 18yr old male from detriot lookin fer some good sweet lovin...msg me now!
(@Kuffy)] i 0wn everyone fps game with my cummed up keyboard
(+mutilator)] silkk (nolimit-): likes to have 8 year old beastie malaysian men lick cum outta his ass
*(@kalamajo)] eats some eye-candy
(+static)] CHEEZ CAN WE GET MARRIED?
*(+nolimit-)] eats CheezWheel
Quits: SkyPhusion (~CAR@63.109.6.156) [Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Stop nuking people, idiot.)))]
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*** Topic is 'Andrew Dice Clay: see women can maturbate in public, us guys are diffrent, it's hard to look inconspicuous when your hand is goin 60 reps a minute'
<yuyuu> Anyone know where i can get this Java Irc ?
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(Nuke36)] anyone know of a proxy server that will allow me to access FTP's?
*(@c19)] trys 2 kiss his own ass but cants
--c19--  YOU HAVE BEEN SET ON IGNORE  Have a nice day.
(c19)] roots?
(@silkk)] i am the god of PORN
(@Cocaine)] bnet doesn't split
[8:30p] <V-TEX> ( BlueFlame ) Can I msg me?
(@mistress`bater)] Im in 3 sex chans
(@[essex])] bastardized sons of bitches..YOU FUCK HAMSTERS!#@$%
<[essex]> I KILL j00!#@$!#
(@kalamajo)] i did have a sex change
(@essex[a])] I'm NOT THE ONE WITH BREASTS YOU SICK FUCK!#@%
(@glacier)] away: /run sleep.exe? [l:on]
(Costansa)] whats "At Guard" || (@|v|egahard)] crap firewall prog || (Costansa)] is it an anti-virus???
(@|v|egahard)] my real nick is peanut-butter, cuz i "spread so easily"
(@|v|egahard)] his ftp is ftp://c19:loves@a.tossedsalad.com
(@digitize)] Sounds like world war II when i load explorer
[03:32] <@Kuffy> porn....what is porn?
(@fed)] im gay
(@Cocaine)] YOU STOLE MY DOG!
<@MountainM> no viper= ugly ass fuck american car
(NinjaTurtle9): come to #ninjaturtles for cool chat...no booting
<sneakyeyes> can I be a hacker, even if I am a girl??
* kalamajo sops you till you blow a load all over her tits
(@Sonya)] I want a secret message barbie
[15:21] <@krowl-ut> I like to suck big black gay dick for 2 cents, or a small bag of crack. <-- one sick mother fucker.. :/
*** kalamajo is now known as FlamingHomosexual <@FlamingHomosexual> lets have buttsex
<@kalamajo> iam not afraid of homos, i just like to kill them
(@fuzy)] an evil leprachaun in a bikini taught me to smoke
<sektor> i do chickens in there hole where they let out there eggs and there eggs fall on my penis and make the road trip more smoother as they break
(@fed)] IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
*(@malek)] twists his hair around his finger || (@malek)] im not gay
(@static)] mp3(pokemon - pika pika pika (techno remix).mp3) (3m39s!3.50mb!128kbps!joint stereo)
(@RuffRyder): I stuffed 27 marshmallows into my mouth when I was in the fourth grade to impress some girl... she said I was disgusting and now I'm scarred for life
<ratz> who is smart enough to get into my schools computers and put me on the eligability list for sports?
(+^SiPHoN^)] OH MY GOD SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIGGIN EYES!!!!
(@BlueFlame)] marek sucs donkey balls || (@marek)] so...
(@chmod)] im gunna be a mighty king, so enemys beware, well ive never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair || (@chmod)] disney owns me :(!
% nick[phusion(Oprah)] || % kick[Oprah] by[chmod] reason[SATAN!@$]
(@Oprah)] Today the topic is "How can i be married to packet monkeys?"
[09:53:09(YOPO)] anyone know how to get into the rape chat room?
*** Topic is 'pissing in the wind can be quite enjoyable temporarily if your freezing to death but in the end its a bad idea'
(dirty_tommy)] EEERRRGGHHH ur al useless, i thought this was a cpu wizz kid hackeer type site?
<Alyssa> omg i always feel like my ovaries are going to fall out
(@fusion)] i got crabs ;)
(@command)] *** Resolved wkd.penguinpowered.com to 31.3.3.7
(@LuminatioN)] that cock is beager then my dog
(-Supereye)] where can I pick up a internet disconnect utility for mirc on the net
*** Topic is 'xmms turned me lesbian with his 4 incher.'
(@Apocalypse)] [22:02] [Double_D] My penis has a sniper scope <--- to bad its only a .22 barrel
(@Apocalypse)] there is NO whitepower racist that will EVER stand face to face...one on one with a no racists of any nationality because the are nothing more than abused children that grew up with little dicks and casnt get laid or fight so they attack in
(@nolimit)] /oper nolimit ih983mdjwi201mfj3
[20:04] <BlueFlame> SESAME STREET ROCKS
(Conjurer) stupid nude fairies and their acid poop droppings / (Conjurer) they keep shoving their breasts in my face
[22:00] <c19> asians own
[22:00] <nolimit> asians 0wn
[23:00] <Loathe> my dad is my mom and my girlfriend =)
[22:01] <nix> i dont know why but asians are always asking if they can suck my balls
[22:01] <nix> i dont know why but asians are always asking if they can suck my balls - errr i ment i like to suck my ballz
[22:03] <[n]ix> if i could suck my balls i would ejaculate
(@phusion)] i didn't masturbate for 2days now.
[22:07] <xodus> I just figured out that I could get a nut[22:07] <xodus> and I want to put it to use
[22:31] <c19> y'all fools goin2 help me make a webpage fer my design project rite?
[09:31:35(@sonya)] I just moved up to a training bra.
(@Norstrom)] Anyone you guys have a webcam and a sister?
(@marek)] brb i have to apply my genital wart cream...
(@|v|egahard)] brb i have to take the hamster out of my rectum, i have to feed it dinner
[11:12:10] @xmms is a sponsor from dildos.com
<Enhanced> wear a jew in front of you, he'll take the bullets
*** xmms changes topic to '<xmms>wheres my big penis url at when i need it? <Beastie> xmms, its westcoastmafia.net <xmms> No I think its http://www.angelfire.com/me2/gameprogrammerscity/16inch_6.jpg (this is also a pic of my penis)'
[11:46:32(@jewtastic)] for centurys man believed the moon tfor centurys man believed the moon to be made of cheese...over 25 years ago, man landed on the moon and discovered it was a rock..... we havent been back since... behold, my ability to copy cheese
<sdsds> can someone help me on how i can irc in efnet?
[04:16:59] @xmms will code for food
[20:55] <marek> nolimit fucks his doggy || [20:55] <nolimit> err || [20:55] <nolimit> so what?
[Drizuid] why does my ass always get all puffy when I scratch my hemroids?
[9:12p] * c19[A]UT sex0rs essex
(@BlueFlame)] my comp is a bunch of random parts || (@BlueFlame)] i made it out of toilet paper and a glue stick
[09:53:19(@fewp)] blueflame owns you nigggggger
query: [08:44:05(-geenice321)] xdcc list
[21:41] <_unreal_> winamp w ill run better then my car does
(@[essex])] I'm GONNA KILL THAT BUG WITH MY CURSOR!
(@^LeMmE^)] i am wearing DBZ boxers right now
(@feared)] PLZ COME BACK TO ME || (@feared)] WE PLAY NEKKID SOCCA
[21:53:20] *** Joins: t1 (~rollin@ATH.UTK.EDU) [21:53:59] <iceman> teawon [21:53:50] <iceman> use the force! [21:53:54] <t1> keke [21:53:57] * t1 unzips [21:54:03] <t1> where would you like my light saber [21:54:25] <cmnd> i feel a disturbance in the force)
[21:44] <unsocial> trance mp3s?[21:45] <unsocial> dat a band?
[12:50:34(-rege)] does anyone here know where i can download ms-dos
(-KnobLikeBob)] hey room | (@vH)] room isnt here.. | (-KnobLikeBob)] goddammit | (-KnobLikeBob)] where am i then?
(-c19)] read a book u illiterate son of a bitch
(-c19)] the feds called me while i was...playin wit mickey mouse
(@Norstrom)] I'm gunna kill you and your lil cow too!
<CJ302> man are those prices usa dollars?
(+static)] akick me ill rape your mom
[10:53pm] <}{ighvoltage> heeh im watchin a horse fuck a chick
[10:53pm] <[essex]> the dog fucking chicks is much more hot || [10:53pm] <[essex]> it actually makes me jizz
[06:07:40(@Karmy)] well.. for the record.. I think about women bending over in front of me all the time
[10:31:11(-malay)] eny MALASYN girl here is msg me pls
*** Resolved services.dal.net to 127.0.0.1
[12:39] <silkk> I WANT LARGE BREASTS IN MY MOUTH
[03:37:48(+iceman)] MOMMY I WANNA BE A POKEMON MASTER
<@DJ_Blade[streaming]> hrm.....maybe i should get a celeron...naw
(@dieselboi)] IF YOU NEED HEAD, I GIB
(-youa)] i searching a spam mail generator !!! can you help me please !!
(@neurotik)] CODE BLUE! FAG PROPOSING TO NASTY BITCH!
*** Parts: HiPPiE | *** Joins: HiPPiE | *** ChanServ sets mode: +o HiPPiE | <HiPPiE> who kicked me?
[10:58:33(-Shamus123456789)] nickserv is a .net bot | (-Shamus123456789)] fuker always tries to own me
(@marek)] i want breast implants
(@jon)] notice i never use ' || (@jon)] no it's just a waste of time that i don't have
<Cocaine> jon is my gay lover
(-MoRTaCaN) will upload for beer
[21:24] <xPridEx> gerbil rapeie(ger * bil rape*ie) - adj; 1. one who is raped by gerbils ; ^LeMmE^
(-ramstone) fzeer? | (-ramstone) that Klingon or something?
(@jake-101) Al Gore invented Sub7
(-Lord_Ominouse) i dont even kniow how to download
<emin3m> does any 1 no of a good progy for netzero?
>>> (nick/emin3m) (Guest84385) || (-Guest84385) y the hell did u change my nick?????
[9:57p] * ShortDick has jpg's of his hard 4 inch cock to send to girls, contact me to see, 19/Virginia
(@sexyster): keke || (@_VeRTeX_): keke? || (@PoLo^GuRlY): who's keke?
(@Apocalypse) Who's your daddy | (-deadzone) why?
<Kuffy> but im just saying...for the future...if u do....ill manipulate some things to get your ass busted in jail for min 2yrs
dick^head.. i need 6 ppl that are hecking master minds to help me take over dal.net
<repod> that 1/4 watt will FUCKING RAPE YOU!!!
>>> (quit/Blade_Relic) (Quit: go to http://relicgraphix.freeservers.com now dammit!!! or i'll titfuck your grandma suzy until she blows powdered milk all over the place)
(@IdyoT) im getting a boob job this sunday
(-Smile0) hiya, blueflame, do you know how to boot anyone off from any chat room? | >>> (kick/Smile0) by BlueFlame (c:215/no)
(@Kuffy) im gay u damn redneck
(slimrd555) why did u banned me?? || (sterile) because i felt like it || (slimrd555) your not even an AOP in that room || (slimrd555) i letr u have your OP back || (slimrd555) so this is your only chance || (sterile) shut up nigger || (slimrd555) im reproting
(-centoo) thats fucking mean | (-centoo) you should winnuke him
(-Devroe) my friends a hacker and he is super rich from his dealings
(@k-rad_elite_hax0r) this is the best nickname ever
(+mutilator)] blueflame: see god || (+mutilator)] god: see BlueFlame
(@duck)] moo | (@duck)] er i mean quack
(@Sonya)] i like masturbating with barbies
<Spyder> windows crashed | <Spyder> windows crashed
<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram
<Davyboy> Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect.
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......! | <Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
(@Norstrom) Hi!! I'm Troy McLure, you may remember me from suck Channels as #myassishuge and #geezmyfingersmells
(regal) stfu | (regal) both of you | (regal) and your little dog too
 slacked back::masturbation.exe(1m20s)
!zc:*! When I masturbate I break 2 eggs and lubricate my cock head shaft and balls with the gel I pour the remaining egg on the clean floor Watching a porn film I put my dick on the slippery floor Then I lay my dick freely on the floor and think of pussy
(+NaughtyAngel) nothing much..just megan, me, moz and mike all hung out and stuff...it was good, clean fun:) | (@Norstrom) I hate good clean fun
14,1[15,0115:1914,1] 9@silkk  i fell out of my chair
(@sektor) WANA TOUCH MY CUNT ?
 h4x0r3d grabs for the weed "nnnoooooottt stttttoooonnneeeddd yeeeettt"
(@woowoo-Kid) fuck my drunk is wearing off
(@fusion) when i'm bored, i play with myself.
 (nick#undergr0und) doug > hot_s3xi_15m_big_pp (08:50)
(timberwolf) <--hacker in training HELP!!!!!!!!
<triggz> btw riz, what happened to your keyboard? || <RizBow> fjrst n-TEr DiDnT wrk so i OPEnED iT now iT Brok || <triggz> theres 2 enter keys || <RizBow> Aww fUck!
(@Nick`) i feel a strange atraction towards my penis
 (quit#dank) Nick` (Quit: im too lame to edit quits.txt) (04:41)
<sphere> im gonna fuck you up bitch | <.^Ky^> u cant ive got cable modem
(@Nick`) NETZERO IS SLOWER THEN THE RECOUNTS
(@synk) muahahahaha i will rule the worlf
(AdAm-ThE-BuM) wtf is elite?
*** RUSSIAN (nk_45@d31-as14-mel.alphalink.com.au) has joined #c++
[16:05] *** Joins: MALAY_HACKER (malaysia@e-hacker.org)
* kuffy squeak squeak
<Guest58232> Do not packet me!!! I have a small penis for christ sakes
<a|icia^> nooooooo ur cock is massive
(@Beth) I want to touch your pp I want to touch your pp I want to touch your pp
 (part#undergr0und) sphere (fjear@216.104.106.41) (none) (12:25) |  (join#undergr0und) sphere (fjear@216.104.106.41) (12:25) | (sphere) who kicked me
([-xcom-]) you're all like horny 12 year olds looking at a playboy for a first time
(@proxy) anyone here know how to connect through a proxy on bx ?
(+vvvv) alienware have a really good custom comp
(@phobix) i've decided that IRC is more important than pussy.
 athena_2 gives c19 the big anime eyes.....
[darius_III] whats notepad?
(@stace) *spreads her legs*
(@stace) i got semen on my belly
(@A|icia^) wow thats HUGE bf | (@A|icia^) i dont know if i can take u
<narcosis> i dont get on much n e more but i still never see my Peter!
 SororitySlutBarbie "blows her load" lmao all over beth
(@phuckt) here's i am trying to have a serious conversation about cats falling off 32 storey buildings, and you morons start talking about kuffy raping cats on the 8th floor
(Guest38084) Who is the one who gave me the site clownpenis.com to find Unreal Tournement | (Guest38084) i need the password
(@Cocaine) Any of you own a company on the internet or something and is looking for an employee msg me
(@mattchew) rm clothes | touch phusion
<aperson> i got napster so i dont need mp3 music
(@marek) the freakin cows killed me 3 times
<fak2k> hehe... i'm playing with a condom filled with water..
(@kalamajo) heroin wont kill you
(Slic_Nic) i'll donate my vagina to anyone who gives me Borland C++builder 5!
(FaCeR) hi i want a program that i can open a port with in some ones computer
(Double_0_Zero) anyone have c++
(gig) is there some download monster?? | (gig) i wanna learn!!!!
(gig) anybody know channels where they teach downloading art?
(@sphere) legit sucks
(XiLluZiOnsX) can playstation 2 play dreamcast games?
[00:32] <@marek> i like to sleep in the same bed as my mommy
(Guest74520) Can I have my name back please
<jHeriKurl> where can i download the internet?
<atheism> A computer is like a house with air conditioning... everything is nice until you open windows.
<marek> and you jack off too much | <chrisxtreme> tell me about it | <chrisxtreme> connect to me
(ebeast) does anybody have an mp43 decompressor
 (quit#cucumbers) perfekt (Quit: <WD_40> a slut is a girl that sleeps with everyone. A bitch is a girl that sleeps with everyone but you) (08:31)
<xpridex> i love the way my dick feels when my cat sits on my lap
(@iggy_) i ahve a ob where i maek ltos of money
* Blade_Relic FYI: the "C" in "C19" stands for "chapped", because he beats off so much he gets chapped dick, which he claims "cannot be compaired to any other feeling the human vody can experience"
*** c19 (acidmax@Tuck-05-8.rh.ncsu.edu) Quit (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Akill Evasion))))
(@VeniVidiVici) i resemble that remork
(@jon) i thrown my 180 lb cock around all day
(@[TpC]Rick) i want to get it up
(ga) how come i know no one =[ | (ga) this is still suidrewt.org right? | (ga) i think i fucked up
(The_Evil|) jon: and your ftp.gay.com/peterbuilder didnt work
<nolimit> once i fix this rebooting problem | *** nolimit (bleh@c1130118-a.skokie1.il.home.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(+datajew) But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
(@sterile) that car is a meximobile || (@blueflame) no shit || (@blueflame) put a mattress on the top || (@blueflame) and youd be sterile
<abbywolf> Hi Guys....I am looking for a program that will download a website. Had it once but forgot the name...any help would be great
(NARF) @locator mIRC
(s3xpist0l) i need Shit Talker v1.2 anyone has an idea where i can get it????
(@marek) yes i have nekkid pics of my sister
[4:46pm] <o|_TiBuRoN> anyone know what the windows version of FreeBSD is called
(@badjuju`) then i'll take his midol and save it until next month
(mr_blue_) //msg $snicks hey join #gamesrus the new games channel that serves all the latest games, we need people to serve so just set ure server up on the chan.. thx
(DudeThatsCool) How do I keep mirc without getting turned off?
(@jon) i9m fucjing drunk
(bragadi) i just need a practice girlfriend
<BatchFiles> st0p that l4mm3r
<Gemini005> I LOVE PENIS.
<forum> ill get ya hacked hows that sound
(igglecode) you can't spell caucasion without no asian
<Colon_Panic> -NickServ- The nick Testicular_Cancer is not registered. | <Colon_Panic> incredible
<silkk> wtf is a lamer?
(scum0) do u know any good sites 4 hacking | (blueflame) fuckyou.com | (scum0) thnx
<[TC]MYCool> the thing i love about MI is that you can fuck a 16 year old without getting in any legal issues.
(@Br0kEn) if they can crawl, they are in the right position
(@duck) she didnt see the porn.. and i got my pants pulled up pretty quick
<^ShortY^> my nut is 1 pixel apart from your ass.. better jump
<defragmental> O SHIT THE CODE RED VIRUS!!!
(@sphere) i have big banana 10 cm
(@Nick\) id rather floss my dick
(@marek) I SUCK DICK FOR RELIABLE CABLE
(hash) anyone have aol for redhat plz
<log|k> y0 my bro has fiber optics cable | <log|k> he downlaods at 1 meg a sec | <log|k> it downlaods at t1 speed
(kalamajo) php is sexy | (kalamajo) i once had sweet ascii sex with it
<josee^> is anyone going to see the beach boys tomorrow?
(Tracton) get gay_porn.mpeg
<SmaxCom> @find *cum*inside*me
(@jon) BRB GETTING FOOT
(ghost_killer) can you like tell me how to be a true hecker
(@jon) dude i can get dick anytime
[etnies] ur a fuckin hurt
(MAGTRiQ) you know what they say, eight is great, seven is heaven, six gives the best sex, five makes my cock feel alive, four is the best type of whore, three is for me, two is for me and not for you, and one is the age of my gay molested son
(@jon) I WANA SUCK MY DAD
(@blueflame) ur asshole is raw, jon? (@marek) mine is
(Bolognaus) anyone here an ascii ninja like me?
(Bolognaus) have an array of upside down punctuation.
(+c19) marek is 1 faggot ass polak
 holgiem0n is away (DON'T HURT ME, I HAVE CHILDREN ... HURT THEM!!)
 cute_guys/#ircfest want to please 2 nice ladies tonite.... msg us if u are interested....
<Va_sk8er10> how do u look at other ppls files
(@pot) I'm sooooo not gay *limp wrists*
<WiLd_cHiLd_> i hack myself into channel aop and sop list
<||EMINEM||> my girl caled me and she said she had to go and said she would call back in a minute || <||EMINEM||> and the phone rang, and i answered and sayd "hey sexy".. adn i heard "excuse me.?" || <||EMINEM||> it was 1 of my moms freinds.... fuck im imbarassing
<c19> who u refresh a cd in EZ CD 5.0 so it knows whats already written on it?
(@jon) note to self (@jon) JAKE IS A HOMOP (@jon) end note
(meecho) analsocket??
(@sterile) look at the fag (@sterile) you look like me :/
<optiks> i like nuts on my chin
<sphere> i met jamie thomas today || <Evolut|on> did u try sucking his dick || <Evolut|on> if you did i whould kiss you
(dustypants) ne wanna suck some cock???
<ToyzOfDes> @find *how_to_steal_a_bike.txt*
(Sisqo15) n e 1 no the name of dat song dat goes...... boom bapa tang tang
(@enhanced) i got badminton soon
(LiQuIdMuNkY) According to the topic...we packet 2 ppl and get SOP here???
<sphere> fuckin idiot || <^_NASH_^> your getting hacked so bad
 fenix[afk] is away [Reason: undressing/dressing~] (pager:on log:on) | (@gimp) gives me a wooody just looking at it
<K187> Heya sphere Free child porn & pretty sweet lolitas http://www.geocities.com/acefreeporn You will be guaranteed to cum in your pants when you see this collection
(@gimp) one time I stuck a two liter up my ass
(@jon) $findfile(logs\,*.*,0,en -a jon gay) |  (quit#bam) jon (SendQ exceeded) (04:24)
14[7+1515weird0h14] 7,15I EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST
(@derk) if you have nice big boobs or a tight vagina SIT ON MY COCK!!!
 (topic#bam): marek > centaur pr0n rulz (11:14)
(@jon) i want a ford pinto
(Fone_Sex) any one know any good phone sex numbers that can be reached by pay phone?
(@sterile) my asshole is my best friend, yes
(nolimit) i wanna buttfuck him so hard
12(15+14^-_zico_-^[a]12) 12Ftp 6is 4A13C11T9I8V10E!!
[19:58] raverszone: what is irc
<turtle_boy> the black guy ate my school said to me common my white biscuit brother and im like ok my chocolat coverd nigro
<turtle_boy> ill rub your nuts in the rain while your hair is laying on my shoulder
<@destroi> I'll have sex with anything that has a wet hole
7@1515chuck14] please click on your favorite color 14[7@1515chuck14] 4,4 #imgay 8,8 #sex 11,11 #kkk
(@blueflame) url. (@jon) http://gaysinthemilitary.com (@jon) omg it's a site  jon quickly exits
(@static) rm -f /bin/ladin
<Jim_Greco> i knew it all canadians have fast cable internet
(@jon) god this burrito sucks ass hshit (@jon) no wonder (@jon) ass shit and cheese burrito (@jon) next time i'll snoop the labels
(@packetlarz) coffee makes me shit
(@jon) i am #1 hecker.
(+^ObUmSaWiN^) i was a man but then my mom cut my dick off
<[sC]Skate> anybody every have a circle jerk were u all blow your load on a piece of bread and the last person to blow there load on it has to eat it???
(asshole) any hackers in here today? (asshole) im a trainee hacker
kidloco said.. 9/22/01 7:23AM i thought matrix only had binarie code....
[ChaseG208] i want to be feminized if any ladies are interested in helping pm me
<Little_Destroyer> i gotta tell u a secret just promise not to tell anyone................ well me and my dad u know lubes eachother up and we go ape nuts in the bed and we got this fetish for peeyin on eachother and rub eachother........ he gets me to lick the dogs balls and feels his willie...... im i gay?
(@sphere) i jacked off in the shower and it took under 30 seconds
>>> [quit/#edgar] penthouse5000(i just found out that an elephants penis can get to 3 ft long and 50 lbs......hmmm all of a sudden i have an urge to get to the zoo :))
(@outcast) holy gay layout batman
<e][ile> nav found 302 infected files in C:\Windows is that bad
(malkavia1) no to download and brun for my playstation because I hay a modchip
(@r0xorbart) ya if microsoft made it it has to work.
<waldo> remember when i sacked myself || <waldo> it was so bad || <waldo> my knob was like all red
(@neurotik) LETS be fuckin GAY
(@sphere) taek ziplock bag, put vaseline, put between 2 couch coushins and fuck it (@sphere) it feel like pusy
[hotguy_18-msg_me_for_cyber] im looking for a chick who will rape the hell out of me..msg me..
(tGZer) i've decided to go back in the closet (tGZer) I NOW LIKE BREASTS AND PUSSIES
(Teque5) whats that hacker magazine? (Teque5) 1600 or something?
(@jon) i just need to find some 57" rims
(@sphere) guess what I had sex with a man
(Jiro0) hey anyone wanna trade porn passwords?
(@jon) i'd rather ejaculate to gay animal molestation movies
[william] pls make mirc for linux
(DetroitHustler) i need my balls sucked to make them larger
(DetroitHustler) my penis leaks and it feels good when i turn the bass up
(ID) yummy yummy yummy i got cum in my tummy
(@jon) <----------- Anus
(tG33) NO ASS CANDY FOR YOU
( Gampie) do you know me? ( Gampie) you a russian pc expert ( Gampie) ???
(ControL) Dr    ;p
(space) i sold him a cat the other day.. we're really good friends now
(@derk) my cat is broken
(@tactics) i had balls, but i put elmers wood glue and spray paint on em
[18:05] *** Topic is '[17:43] <tactics> vi sucks my fucking ass hole | you might be an IRC Adict if sometimes you type commands from the unix prompt you mistakenly begin them with a "/"'
[18:05] *** Topic is '[17:43] <tactics> vi sucks my fucking ass hole | you might be an IRC Adict if sometimes you type commands from the unix prompt you mistakenly begin them with a "/"'
(@blueflame) my dick is 6.3 pounds (@darkj0k3r) mine is .00006 pounds! (@darkj0k3r) beat that nigger
<william> wish that i was gay
(sugarplum) I WOULD ONLY SEND NUDE PIX TO BILLY KTHX (sugarplum) and maybe harry potter..
<ratuI> pls to make me the a-op
<Circuit> you could use that shit to black male me... || <sphere> why the fuck would i want to change your sex? || <Circuit> what
<Tyler_Levac> you can't hack your garage opener dumbass it's not connected to a phone line retard
<sphere>i add a bunch of stupid quotes because i have no life
!addquote <sphere>i add a bunch of stupid quotes because i have no life
!addquote <sphere>i add a bunch of stupid quotes because i have no life
<narcosis> hehe I was fingering a girl watching shrek lol
<shrimp321> want to trade illegal underage sex pics
<blueflame> ep1 sux
<MisTeR_RoGeRz> u make my software turn into hardware
(@sphere) FUCKING RAW
(@sphere) now i'm drinking a pepsi to wash that shit down
*** mike is now known as Guest34386 | <Guest34386> my nick is my legal name it is by law | <Guest34386> so change it back to my legal name please
<^LeMmE^> mandrake IS red hat
(@william) dont fuck with my emotions
(@x6) I have a small penis
(@derk) who uses superdicks?
(zs) sloppy seconds is a fucking weird band.
(LrgeTrout) what's the ascii code for white??
(LrgeTrout) I am trying to start a company on the internet selling pizzaslices but I need an ascii pic in white!!
(biog3n) Hey, molly. Grab me another A chromosone
(biog3n) disc: i make statues that resemble the ackward shape of my dick with my old parts, you don;t?
(@tactics) remember that one episode where if you pause it at the right second you could catch a panty shot from smurfette? (@tactics) that kicked ass (@tactics) i always wanted blue pussy ever since then
(discyple) no way. i go for the rhombitruncated icosahedron (discyple) tesselated.
(@marek) I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
(@BooGhost) FREE PORN IS AN EASY FEELING!!
(AyyWey) mega bites
(@marek) he must have gigs of illegal 5 yr old male-animal sex pr0n (+phuckt) GIMME!
[@outcast] girl__next__door; come over and fuck me please?
(@johnny_pooperpants) my goal in life is to have sex
[kentenZzZ] i will dont have others people in my computer
(johnnny) can someone help me with this whole trigger thing
(@derk) i just want to sick my dick through the internet and fuck her
[@sterile ] my laptop has a bigger screen than my desktop [@sphere ] u suck
[@Kintar0 ] took me 4 months to cumm
[ krypticn ] i will give head for quke 3 areina
(@johnny_pooperpants) word to your grandmas cheese tits
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<casper2k> i upgraded from efnet to dalnet :)
[ plasma ] cuz i think im going to barf testicules soon
(RnR4ever) @find hot date
(hEmPuLeS) @find Terrorists handbook
([x]sMOKe[x]) my hemeroids are acting up
(lameDEER) I am gay
(@nolimit) my small penis needss to be enlarged
12(15@14^LeMmE^12) 14(05^LeMmE^14) = teh ghey!!
(@jon) i love carptentry
(@Sebari) divx is mpeg2
[after a quote about someone's dick being cut off] (@jon) poor luke (@johnny_pooperpants) yea that was shitty (@johnny_pooperpants) but i replaced it with a carrot (@johnny_pooperpants) dont work as well but its kew
(@johnny_pooperpants) bored as a jew on christmas
 serinal makes out with jon (@jon) oO
[@serinal] jon [@jon] yes dear [@serinal] what would you like for christmas? [@jon] 10 virgin goats * serinal writes it down [@serinal] ok
[Chr1z] Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
[Chr1z] Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
[Chr1z] Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
<{CrAcKeR-JaXz}> do i have to re-register my name if i get a new comp? or can i get in my name @ any comp.
<PuBeNeMy> man i tossed the hugest salad before dinner
(uberg0d) mine car is hella tight, ive got the new bodykit style called "wrecked"
 diffuse licks pube.
(@keloidleroy) what's so funny? (@jon) MY LITTLE DICK
(+Bulitt) omfg i r eat teh pants
(`lame) I'll trade you one .nfo for one .bj
(@_unreal_) jesis 2002 prity soon (+Pimp2000) yeah im outta date
(@jon) but i think i'm gonna go get some dirt or smth
<anca> heee man || <anca> why you akick me || <anca> i'm your friend from indonesia<anca> heee man || <anca> why you akick me || <anca> i'm your friend from indonesia
<{[(C00l-K1lla})]> !'m gunna 187 y0 l4m3 a$$
(@jon) ally mcbeal is actually pretty cool
(+verysmallchildrenbeware) *rapes* (@william) coo i got raped
 trasher`\ away; exploring anal passages..
(ashoro) anyone have halflife for cs??
(@kallador) im 22 and i live in a trash can with my parents
<Happy903> I am looking for funding to do an independent movie. ||  Happy903 was kicked off by katharina (and i'm looking for a million dollars)
(Buck) I don't want fuckers stealing my hard earned weaponry (Buck) revenge shall be mine
(@badjuju_) I LIKE CHICKEN (@badjuju_) I LIKE LIVER (@badjuju_) MEOW MIX MEOW MIX (@badjuju_) PLEASE DE-LI-VER!
[ChanServ:#skadurz] [VERBOSE] sphere!jon@gotbandwidth.org => akick #skadurz add keakempire ||  KeakEmpire was kicked off by KeakEmpire (i'll do the honors (LiLB))
<@Dead-Bum> The best is two ziplock bags filled with potted meat and hotdogs lubed up and inbetween your matress and your boxsprings.
(@nolimit) Country name for .BLUEFLAME is Stupid Land :P
(@TheChamp) I would never jump a girl (@TheChamp) I can handle beating up a girl by myself
(@nolimit) Country name for .JON is Idiot Hell :P
(jon) @find nude asian boys
(@blueflame) youre gay (+jon-) that's exactly what your mother said
<daws> 17 male hot and gay
(@Anael) its not funny that my thingy is swolen
(@strax) i had sex with a billy goat
(@jon) i used to be scared of the dick
(^LeMmE^) marek: how many times must i tell you? YES! I am gay. please, don't waste your breath reminding me...
<yay0> i got a new exploit for ms-dos | <yay0> its so fucken leet | <yay0> its gunna change computing forever
<saya_|-|_> apa? || <joe0011> thats barely 1k || <saya_|-|_> speak n malay plzz
(@Anael) time to come outa the closet
(Majik) where to doenload movies, is mirc down?
(rzombified) anyone know how to install exe programs?
(@derk) first time i had sex i wore a rubber i didnt feel anything i was like wtf and shes moanin and shit then she was done (@derk) i was like damn it
(@marek) i am fag
(@sphere) im gay
<|[Comma_Crazy_Kid]|> deam I'm dumb
(@cone) MY PENIS SOOOOO SMALL
<[ZippiE]> can i get someone to molest me?
[Ph0ze^Method] if ud quit bitching and talk like ur older than 11, thatd be nice
(@^LeMmE^) blueflame, did i ever tell you that i think you're sexy? (blueflame) nope (@^LeMmE^) blueflame, you're sexy.
(@^LeMmE^) my mom is nasty dude
(Blade_Relic) and yeah....i had a wet dream about marek
(@badjuju) did u get it? (@knell) he better have, for taken all of that 9" up the ass (@badjuju) hwo do u know it's 9"? (@badjuju) u got a raise too? (@knell) how do you think I make my 20 an hour (@knell) with skill? (@knell) yea right (@knell) look at my asshole
(volaSTYLE) i can't believe people still makes ascii (ch-) me neither 15(ch-) here, pinch my ass cheek to make sure it's real!
(pot) I used to blow goats for rice
<wds> I packet girls for blowjobs
<wds> I packet Rob- for BJ'S
(+^NitrogeN^) cone u here (@cone) no  (quit#lSr) ^NitrogeN^ (Quit: grrrr)
09:39p (@darkjoker) ahhhhhh | 09:39p (@darkjoker) got my finger stuck in some string
<[xM]-pAiNtBaLlFrEaK69> can anyone tell me where i can go or who i can talk to to learn how to become a hacker??? I am a beginner and have only used tools such as subseven b4 and would like to take a step up
(william) some guys raped me
(@william) HEY EVERYONE (@william) IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN
(@blueflame) would you like anal sex? (provenator) ahh no thanks not my thing (@blueflame) too fuckin bad  blueflame anal rapes provenator  (kick#dank) blueflame > provenator (c:1330/OH YEAHH!!!!) (06:49)
<@kumi> how do you get stretch marks on your tits anyway
<WoRteX> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this sucks
 Topic changed by valhall.no.eu.dal.net: DALNET IS FUCKING GAY
(@marek) I WANT TO RAPE
(ice0) i have about 100 aol acount numbers and i order some shit i am willing to share if u help me out
[+|king] i am the special force anti flood i hate the flood give op in ur channel and i will protect it
(chrisxtreme) i make 4 figures
(adriana_loves_pussy) can I get a op (@blueflame) sure, for giving me good porn (adriana_loves_pussy) I dont have a porn
(+e3opian) yea i know.. i got a better chance of getting laid by crawling up a chickens ass than w/ a woman
(@jon) mp3[teen sex in bathroom-long version.mpg] [b]
(romz) i got sat light inetr net thats hacker proof || romz!wdcChat@ACAD42FB.ipt.aol.com
<quiteguy> suck my dick <badjuju> now we're talking!
( quiteguy) your a bleeder ( quiteguy) thats cool
(sammael_) ansi art needs more smiling suns with afros and jokes about asses.
(destroy ) do you ever go to bed really horny | (sphere ) hahaha no | (destroy ) i do every night | (destroy ) i can't control my self
(@c19) im 99% lazy, 26% gay, 13% pure according to the sparktests...I can expect to die on: February 1, 2003 at the age of 21 years old
( sphere) dud u get blawjab bef4 ( sphere) me2 not frum girl thugh
(+pride`) GrdLock: a free subscription to playboy says "i love you" the best way possible
(GimpyBoy) gimme pussy gimme pussy
@hydroponics> sphere!!!11111 GO TO SCKOOL!!!#@! || @sphere > i havent been feeling like it || @hydroponics> Sometimes i need what only you can provide... || @hydroponics> Your absense
(shortyz) I once raped a shopping cart behind a parking lot and then threw it into the dumpster like trash. The hard cold metal felt so good, but the wheels were annoying me so I beat the crap out of it first and then tossed it.
% Dreamer`Away is away, Getting my son ready for school and taking him to his bus, [l\on:p\on] :::IRC[X]MATRIX v9.0 (Plus Edition):::
(@jon) i looked at my asshole in the mirror today, it blew my fucking mind
(@jon) these popcorns fucking terrible, it taste like someone jizzed all over it
(bluefire) what is a good way for my wife to masturbate
 jon is also gay
[19:21] <mini_senn> what are you doing with your other leg, can i have it so i can eat it
(honda_civ) is there an good Irc prog for linux??
(@nolimit) i wonder why they call you gay (@jon-) because i am a flaming homosexual?
(@lme) I wonder if they sell diapers big enough to fit over a bear costume (@lme) It'll be like my super hero costume, except with more anonymity and more chances to randomly hump people and run
(@fbeye) is the internet down
<imoan> marek's fingering me
(@ChronicPa) yoink, GAY! (@yoink) do you want a blowjob
(+chaotic_devil) lern to type
( elmo) tickle me ( elmo) :)
(@marek) any shemales here? (@nertz) i wish :(
<[sv]JB_Gillet> (Back) Duration:(5 Hours 49 Minutes and 40 Seconds) Reason:(chillin) || <[sv]JB_Gillet> (Leaving) Reason:(chillin again)
::: [signoff] Indrid_Cold (Quit: Can anyone let me now how to leave a quit message next time I come on...thanx, it would be greatly appreciated)
(+sparky_17_1984) i no alot of commands ass well
(@Rob-) my virginity == free (@Rob-) who wants it
(+shiznit) "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today! It blew my fucking mind!"
<sphere> how does it have a wheel if its optical
<Matricii> you know I would have had fun /w that guy <Matricii> remember that night
[jon] i'm gay [jon] i like anal [jon] i like big cocks [jon] penis [jon] males [jon] men [jon] donkeys [jon] goats [jon] cows
(@nertz) i'm turnin gay
<destroy> i got my taunsels out on tuesday || <destroy> its fuckin sweet
(+shizzle) i just farted in your honor, asmcoded
(orangeman) i just love gay cock
<tr4sh> i just hit puberty its kewl || <discop> me too
<@william_> my printer gay
<[downthesun]> i got my mom a new dildo..other one has too much wear and tear and im tired of fucking her
<Flip> there were like 40 heads holding him back <Flip> and 40 other holding the other dood <milkyfsu> oh thats alot head for one night
<neurotik> i have trimmed nut hair <neurotik> im smooth <neurotik> temporarily
<Kintar0> Circuit www.gay.com you're pic is on there again || <Circuit> Circuit ur pic is on www.gaydicklesswonders.com || <Kintar0> good to hear || <Circuit> FUCK!
<ramprat> my parents had bmps <ramprat> i was like "turn them to jpegs" <ramprat> my dad was like "jigsaw?"
<budweiserbitch> n e guys with pics wanna get laid msg me??????????/
<Da_fool> I havent got my dick sucked in over a month
<{-say-you-will_and-mean-it-}> does anyone know what SPAM means on mirc??
<||Naked-Ninja||> lol i once hung out with this guy who had a trailer in his backyard.. and every thursday it was masturbation night with his friends... they would watch porn and masturbate together.. i stopped hanging out with him
<bomb_face> i love smoking fags <bomb_face> once i have a fag in my mouth all my troubles float away
(+cvc) liar liar, hemmorhoids on fire.
(zerinGTI) When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
<LouieBarletta> really freeBSD sucks <LouieBarletta> as a server
<Ev|LK|TTEN> i have more respect 4 my self <Ev|LK|TTEN> i stay away and hide from the penises
(sancho) 'hey baby, just got my ass lasered... wanna taste?'
<Martyr2> How come I am getting an answering machine that says "Sorry I can't come to the phone rIIIIGHHHT now... but I am BUUUSyyy with sometHING at the moment. Please LEAAAve your name and number after the moan... I mean TONE. *BEEEEEEP*"
<punkeroo> i hope there will be whole states where you can live nude when i grow up
<[sV]Mike_Vallely> lets talk about midgets <[sV]Mike_Vallely> there so cute
(+hoka) I could go for some head cause apparently my girlfriend apparently thinks "use your tongue" means "bite down with your teeth as hard as you can"
<MoleHunter84> is this a gay men in chicago channel? || (@jon) what chennel?
(@blueflam) im fucking titred
<neurotik> wow i really need to clean my monitor off <neurotik> it looks like someone wiped their dirty asscrack on it <magik`> yeah ummm... sorry bout that
<neurotik> i like daves peebug.
<superflyjimmysnuka> awds ur asian? <awds> yea <superflyjimmysnuka> do u have a sister? *wink*
<somnolence> im a dirty whore <somnolence> im 19, i've fucked one person and sucked three dicks <somnolence> AND I DONT GET PAID
<misdoshifo> anal sex? exacto blade? <B|ind_Re|iGion> I see the connection
<MR_CRACK_ROCK> Tina if you really love me, you will let me eat your brains
<BiChiCkForLIfe> how can i be a slut if i only do one guy and all girls
= Ouchie away ..(skateboarding).. = Ouchie returned ..(skateboarding, 13s).. = Ouchie away ..(skating (it sounds more rebellious))..
<deAth-fAiry> now doesnt it make you feel better
<MelodyandMayhem> are you the guy that sells cardboard cutouts of farm animals to senior citizens
<BiCHickForLife> this one dood had me beliving he was a fucking chick and telling me about masturbating with vibrators and shit <BiCHickForLife> i was soo fucking wet thinkin it was some hot chick:/
<BiCHickForLife> i wish i had a dick (xfrankx) whys that <BiCHickForLife> cuz it would be fun, everytime i got mad or hated someone id jack off and jizz in their face!
<[Prisoner]of[Society]> Jesus works at the Solid Gold Strip Club <[Prisoner]of[Society]> Its Holy Night <[Prisoner]of[Society]> Come dressed as your favorite bible character and get in free
<[Prisoner]of[Society]> I am going to buy a midget <B|ind_Re|iGion> u cant buy ppl <[Prisoner]of[Society]> You can smuggle little Mexican kids just like drugs.. <B|ind_Re|iGion> well I want a midget too then
<[Prisoner]of[Society]> I found a problem with Noah's plan <[Prisoner]of[Society]> See he took 2 of every animal.. <[Prisoner]of[Society]> Look at ant eaters.. What the hell will they eat? There are only two ants..
<[Prisoner]of[Society]> What ever happened to the Village People? <How-The-Beatiful-Decay> they died doing their safety dance <How-The-Beatiful-Decay> guess it wasn;t that safe...
(asm[wrk]) hungry for cock? grab asm's!
(+shizz) i cant quit farting (+shizz) jesus (+shizz) fucking taco bell
<im_your_fantasy> wheres my voice? <Thunder> in your throat
<marek> u have a cock? | <LowStream> yea | <LowStream> its not a big one but its mine
(@marek) remember that guy in a pussy suit?
(@c19) so who wants to cyber fuck?
(@Apocalypse) My dream is to fuck the shit out of buttercup when bubbles watches and masterbates and blossem films it
(@jon) your mother are the losest fuck!
[02:05:53]  quits _Auria (_Auria@12.228.168.206) (Quit: There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't..)
(+asm[wrk]) i had a dream last night i was eating out my cousin and she was about to ride my cock and i woke up, my girl was like why are you hard? i was like dunno.. wet dream.
(bobmullet) who stole my mullet
(@nertz) that'd suck eh....waking up to a rat dishing it out to you bareback style
<+HybridAMP> shit is hard to get off skin
[00:51] <william> cuz u gay [00:51] <kallsleep> i was before
(@cheez0r) i <3 my ass
-net DALNet -chan #pranks -ojoin 1
(@kaptain) my cell just said battery low (@kaptain) its on the damn charger
quote <dalsouljah> Dicks are fun to play with!
<dalsouljah> Dicks are fun to play with!
quote <GrdLock> sometimes you're thinking about Male Body Builders and u look down and you have a tent in your pants
quote <^vivitar> I hate how whenever I stare at my dad's ass I pop a boner..... i gotta learn to control that shit
(@dalsouljah) that toilet seat was cold as a mother fucker
(+lordzozma) how do u fix a blown fuse?
(@tacoman) shit. I hate it when I cough and fart simultaneously
 mrviolent is back. 1709wks 3days 21hrs 8mins 24secs away
(@nertz) i must have the uncanny ability to detect crosseyed tits
(@nertz) i have my cock in my hand all the time..
(+Ceed19) why do people always take, "Im about to come down there and kick your ass", the wrong way?
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
(+william) I'm gonna go play with my penis
(+carhartt) i love the dick ostrich
<@jon> what's your name Marc
(+IDQ) here is the loop () and here is regallity * (+IDQ) as you can see (+IDQ) regallity is outside of the loop
(@william) i'm gonna go sleep/whack off
