on *:TEXT:*!bar*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!bar0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(bar,$1-,/!bar\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(bar,1) }
  if (%name) {
    .notice $2 15| 8Welcome To $me Bar! 15|
    .notice $2 4!0appetizer (124 Items) 7|| 4!0food (25 Items) 7|| 4!0fruit (24 Items) 7|| 4!0desert (12 Items) 7|| 4!0drink (66 Items) 7|| 4!0juice (14 Items) 7|| 4!0hdrink (37 Items) 7|| 4!0sdrink (14 Items) 7|| 4!0snack (8 Items)
  }
  else {
    .notice $nick 15| 8Welcome To $me Bar! 15|
    .notice $nick 4!0appetizer (124 Items) 7|| 4!0food (25 Items) 7|| 4!0fruit (24 Items) 7|| 4!0desert (12 Items) 7|| 4!0drink (66 Items) 7|| 4!0juice (14 Items) 7|| 4!0hdrink (37 Items) 7|| 4!0sdrink (14 Items) 7|| 4!0snack (8 Items)
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!appetizer*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!appetizer0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(appetizer,$1-,/!appetizer\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(appetizer,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %appetizer $rand(1,124)
    if (%appetizer == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Aborrajado }
    if (%appetizer == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Amuse-bouche }
    if (%appetizer == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Angels on Horseback }
    if (%appetizer == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Anju }
    if (%appetizer == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Antipasto }
    if (%appetizer == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Arab salad }
    if (%appetizer == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Baba ghanoush }
    if (%appetizer == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Banchan }
    if (%appetizer == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Barbajuan }
    if (%appetizer == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Beer Cheese }
    if (%appetizer == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Beignet }
    if (%appetizer == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Bhaji }
    if (%appetizer == 13) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Bichak }
    if (%appetizer == 14) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Blooming onion }
    if (%appetizer == 15) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Boquerones en vinagre }
    if (%appetizer == 16) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Bottarga }
    if (%appetizer == 17) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Bruschetta }
    if (%appetizer == 18) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Buffalo wing }
    if (%appetizer == 19) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Cachapa }
    if (%appetizer == 20) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Canapé }
    if (%appetizer == 21) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Carpaccio }
    if (%appetizer == 22) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Cerveza preparada }
    if (%appetizer == 23) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chaat }
    if (%appetizer == 24) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chapli kebab }
    if (%appetizer == 25) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chawanmushi }
    if (%appetizer == 26) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chicken fingers }
    if (%appetizer == 27) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chicken lollipop }
    if (%appetizer == 28) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chiko Roll }
    if (%appetizer == 29) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chile con queso }
    if (%appetizer == 30) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Chippi appam }
    if (%appetizer == 31) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Corn tortilla }
    if (%appetizer == 32) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Crab puff }
    if (%appetizer == 33) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Crab Rangoon }
    if (%appetizer == 34) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Croline }
    if (%appetizer == 35) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Crostino }
    if (%appetizer == 36) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Crudités }
    if (%appetizer == 37) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Dag Meoushan }
    if (%appetizer == 38) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Devils on horseback }
    if (%appetizer == 39) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Egg drop soup }
    if (%appetizer == 40) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Egg roll }
    if (%appetizer == 41) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Eggplant salads and appetizers }
    if (%appetizer == 42) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Fattoush }
    if (%appetizer == 43) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Fried mushrooms }
    if (%appetizer == 44) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Fruit salad }
    if (%appetizer == 45) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Ful medames }
    if (%appetizer == 46) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Garlic knot }
    if (%appetizer == 47) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of G?i cu?n }
    if (%appetizer == 48) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Gravlax }
    if (%appetizer == 49) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Hors d'oeuvre }
    if (%appetizer == 50) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Hummus }
    if (%appetizer == 51) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Israeli eggplant salad }
    if (%appetizer == 52) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Jalapeño popper }
    if (%appetizer == 53) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Jiaozi }
    if (%appetizer == 54) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Kab yob }
    if (%appetizer == 55) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Kati roll }
    if (%appetizer == 56) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Kaymak }
    if (%appetizer == 57) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Kibbeh }
    if (%appetizer == 58) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Kibbeh nayyeh }
    if (%appetizer == 59) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Lumpia }
    if (%appetizer == 60) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Makdous }
    if (%appetizer == 61) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Matbukha }
    if (%appetizer == 62) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Meze }
    if (%appetizer == 63) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Mirza Ghassemi }
    if (%appetizer == 64) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Mozzarella sticks }
    if (%appetizer == 65) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Msabbaha }
    if (%appetizer == 66) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Muhammara }
    if (%appetizer == 67) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Nachos }
    if (%appetizer == 68) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Nadur Monji }
    if (%appetizer == 69) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Nem n??ng }
    if (%appetizer == 70) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Ch? giò }
    if (%appetizer == 71) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Nokul }
    if (%appetizer == 72) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Obložené chlebí?ky }
    if (%appetizer == 73) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Onion ring }
    if (%appetizer == 74) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Oysters en brochette }
    if (%appetizer == 75) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Papa a la Huancaína }
    if (%appetizer == 76) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Pickled cucumber }
    if (%appetizer == 77) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Pincho }
    if (%appetizer == 78) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Pissaladière }
    if (%appetizer == 79) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Pizzetta }
    if (%appetizer == 80) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Poga?a }
    if (%appetizer == 81) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Poke (Fish Salad) }
    if (%appetizer == 82) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Potato skins }
    if (%appetizer == 83) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Potato wedges }
    if (%appetizer == 84) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Prawn cocktail }
    if (%appetizer == 85) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Préfou }
    if (%appetizer == 86) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Pu pu platter }
    if (%appetizer == 87) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Queso flameado }
    if (%appetizer == 88) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Rambak petis }
    if (%appetizer == 89) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Rissole }
    if (%appetizer == 90) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Rocky Mountain oysters }
    if (%appetizer == 91) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Rumaki }
    if (%appetizer == 92) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of S.O.S. }
    if (%appetizer == 93) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Saganaki }
    if (%appetizer == 94) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Salmon tartare }
    if (%appetizer == 95) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Seven-layer dip }
    if (%appetizer == 96) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Shami kebab }
    if (%appetizer == 97) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Shopska salad }
    if (%appetizer == 98) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Small plates }
    if (%appetizer == 99) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Smoked salmon cheesecake }
    if (%appetizer == 100) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Snow white salad }
    if (%appetizer == 101) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Sour cherry soup }
    if (%appetizer == 102) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Spanakopita }
    if (%appetizer == 103) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Spring roll }
    if (%appetizer == 104) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Squid as food }
    if (%appetizer == 105) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Squid cocktail }
    if (%appetizer == 106) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Sujuk }
    if (%appetizer == 107) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tabbouleh }
    if (%appetizer == 108) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tapas }
    if (%appetizer == 109) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tastet }
    if (%appetizer == 110) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Thattai (Indian food) }
    if (%appetizer == 111) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tikka }
    if (%appetizer == 112) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tiropita }
    if (%appetizer == 113) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Toasted ravioli }
    if (%appetizer == 114) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tokwa’t baboy }
    if (%appetizer == 115) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tongue toast }
    if (%appetizer == 116) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tursu }
    if (%appetizer == 117) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tostada (Tortilla) }
    if (%appetizer == 118) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Tzatziki }
    if (%appetizer == 119) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Vol-au-vent }
    if (%appetizer == 120) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Vorschmack }
    if (%appetizer == 121) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Wheat tortilla }
    if (%appetizer == 122) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Xiaochi }
    if (%appetizer == 123) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Zakuski }
    if (%appetizer == 124) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of Zarangollo }
  }
  else {
    var %appetizer $rand(1,124)
    if (%appetizer == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Aborrajado }
    if (%appetizer == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Amuse-bouche }
    if (%appetizer == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Angels on Horseback }
    if (%appetizer == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Anju }
    if (%appetizer == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Antipasto }
    if (%appetizer == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Arab salad }
    if (%appetizer == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Baba ghanoush }
    if (%appetizer == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Banchan }
    if (%appetizer == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Barbajuan }
    if (%appetizer == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Beer Cheese }
    if (%appetizer == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Beignet }
    if (%appetizer == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Bhaji }
    if (%appetizer == 13) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Bichak }
    if (%appetizer == 14) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Blooming onion }
    if (%appetizer == 15) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Boquerones en vinagre }
    if (%appetizer == 16) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Bottarga }
    if (%appetizer == 17) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Bruschetta }
    if (%appetizer == 18) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Buffalo wing }
    if (%appetizer == 19) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Cachapa }
    if (%appetizer == 20) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Canapé }
    if (%appetizer == 21) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Carpaccio }
    if (%appetizer == 22) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Cerveza preparada }
    if (%appetizer == 23) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chaat }
    if (%appetizer == 24) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chapli kebab }
    if (%appetizer == 25) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chawanmushi }
    if (%appetizer == 26) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chicken fingers }
    if (%appetizer == 27) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chicken lollipop }
    if (%appetizer == 28) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chiko Roll }
    if (%appetizer == 29) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chile con queso }
    if (%appetizer == 30) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Chippi appam }
    if (%appetizer == 31) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Corn tortilla }
    if (%appetizer == 32) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Crab puff }
    if (%appetizer == 33) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Crab Rangoon }
    if (%appetizer == 34) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Croline }
    if (%appetizer == 35) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Crostino }
    if (%appetizer == 36) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Crudités }
    if (%appetizer == 37) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Dag Meoushan }
    if (%appetizer == 38) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Devils on horseback }
    if (%appetizer == 39) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Egg drop soup }
    if (%appetizer == 40) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Egg roll }
    if (%appetizer == 41) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Eggplant salads and appetizers }
    if (%appetizer == 42) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Fattoush }
    if (%appetizer == 43) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Fried mushrooms }
    if (%appetizer == 44) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Fruit salad }
    if (%appetizer == 45) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Ful medames }
    if (%appetizer == 46) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Garlic knot }
    if (%appetizer == 47) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of G?i cu?n }
    if (%appetizer == 48) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Gravlax }
    if (%appetizer == 49) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Hors d'oeuvre }
    if (%appetizer == 50) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Hummus }
    if (%appetizer == 51) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Israeli eggplant salad }
    if (%appetizer == 52) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Jalapeño popper }
    if (%appetizer == 53) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Jiaozi }
    if (%appetizer == 54) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Kab yob }
    if (%appetizer == 55) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Kati roll }
    if (%appetizer == 56) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Kaymak }
    if (%appetizer == 57) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Kibbeh }
    if (%appetizer == 58) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Kibbeh nayyeh }
    if (%appetizer == 59) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Lumpia }
    if (%appetizer == 60) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Makdous }
    if (%appetizer == 61) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Matbukha }
    if (%appetizer == 62) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Meze }
    if (%appetizer == 63) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Mirza Ghassemi }
    if (%appetizer == 64) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Mozzarella sticks }
    if (%appetizer == 65) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Msabbaha }
    if (%appetizer == 66) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Muhammara }
    if (%appetizer == 67) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Nachos }
    if (%appetizer == 68) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Nadur Monji }
    if (%appetizer == 69) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Nem n??ng }
    if (%appetizer == 70) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Ch? giò }
    if (%appetizer == 71) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Nokul }
    if (%appetizer == 72) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Obložené chlebí?ky }
    if (%appetizer == 73) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Onion ring }
    if (%appetizer == 74) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Oysters en brochette }
    if (%appetizer == 75) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Papa a la Huancaína }
    if (%appetizer == 76) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Pickled cucumber }
    if (%appetizer == 77) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Pincho }
    if (%appetizer == 78) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Pissaladière }
    if (%appetizer == 79) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Pizzetta }
    if (%appetizer == 80) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Poga?a }
    if (%appetizer == 81) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Poke (Fish Salad) }
    if (%appetizer == 82) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Potato skins }
    if (%appetizer == 83) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Potato wedges }
    if (%appetizer == 84) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Prawn cocktail }
    if (%appetizer == 85) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Préfou }
    if (%appetizer == 86) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Pu pu platter }
    if (%appetizer == 87) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Queso flameado }
    if (%appetizer == 88) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Rambak petis }
    if (%appetizer == 89) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Rissole }
    if (%appetizer == 90) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Rocky Mountain oysters }
    if (%appetizer == 91) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Rumaki }
    if (%appetizer == 92) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of S.O.S. }
    if (%appetizer == 93) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Saganaki }
    if (%appetizer == 94) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Salmon tartare }
    if (%appetizer == 95) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Seven-layer dip }
    if (%appetizer == 96) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Shami kebab }
    if (%appetizer == 97) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Shopska salad }
    if (%appetizer == 98) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Small plates }
    if (%appetizer == 99) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Smoked salmon cheesecake }
    if (%appetizer == 100) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Snow white salad }
    if (%appetizer == 101) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Sour cherry soup }
    if (%appetizer == 102) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Spanakopita }
    if (%appetizer == 103) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Spring roll }
    if (%appetizer == 104) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Squid as food }
    if (%appetizer == 105) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Squid cocktail }
    if (%appetizer == 106) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Sujuk }
    if (%appetizer == 107) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tabbouleh }
    if (%appetizer == 108) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tapas }
    if (%appetizer == 109) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tastet }
    if (%appetizer == 110) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Thattai (Indian food) }
    if (%appetizer == 111) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tikka }
    if (%appetizer == 112) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tiropita }
    if (%appetizer == 113) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Toasted ravioli }
    if (%appetizer == 114) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tokwa’t baboy }
    if (%appetizer == 115) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tongue toast }
    if (%appetizer == 116) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tursu }
    if (%appetizer == 117) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tostada (Tortilla) }
    if (%appetizer == 118) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Tzatziki }
    if (%appetizer == 119) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Vol-au-vent }
    if (%appetizer == 120) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Vorschmack }
    if (%appetizer == 121) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Wheat tortilla }
    if (%appetizer == 122) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Xiaochi }
    if (%appetizer == 123) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Zakuski }
    if (%appetizer == 124) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of Zarangollo }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!food*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!food0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(food,$1-,/!food\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(food,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %food $rand(1,25)
    if (%food == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a burger }
    if (%food == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a packet of fries }
    if (%food == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of pasta }
    if (%food == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a piece of steak }
    if (%food == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of shrimps }
    if (%food == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of bbq ribs }
    if (%food == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a palte of ham }
    if (%food == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of pork }
    if (%food == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of sausages }
    if (%food == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of beans }
    if (%food == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of waffles }
    if (%food == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of pancakes }
    if (%food == 13) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of scrambled eggs }
    if (%food == 14) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of bacon }
    if (%food == 15) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of vegetables }
    if (%food == 16) { describe $chan gives $2 a peice of cheese }
    if (%food == 17) { describe $chan gives $2 a plate of chicken with salad dressing }
    if (%food == 18) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of Cheese and Bacon Pizza }
    if (%food == 19) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of The Big Breakfast }
    if (%food == 20) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of No Crusts Pizza }
    if (%food == 21) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of Cheese Pizza }
    if (%food == 22) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of turkey with salad dressing! }
    if (%food == 23) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of roast lamb with salad dressing! }
    if (%food == 24) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of gammon steaks with salad dressing! }
    if (%food == 25) { describe $chan gives $2 a big plate of gammon with salad dressing! }
  }
  else {
    var %food $rand(1,25)
    if (%food == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a burger }
    if (%food == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a packet of fries }
    if (%food == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of pasta }
    if (%food == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a piece of steak }
    if (%food == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of shrimps }
    if (%food == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of bbq ribs }
    if (%food == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a palte of ham }
    if (%food == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of pork }
    if (%food == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of sausages }
    if (%food == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of beans }
    if (%food == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of waffles }
    if (%food == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of pancakes }
    if (%food == 13) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of scrambled eggs }
    if (%food == 14) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of bacon }
    if (%food == 15) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of vegetables }
    if (%food == 16) { describe $chan gives $nick a peice of cheese }
    if (%food == 17) { describe $chan gives $nick a plate of chicken with salad dressing }
    if (%food == 18) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of Cheese and Bacon Pizza }
    if (%food == 19) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of The Big Breakfast }
    if (%food == 20) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of No Crusts Pizza }
    if (%food == 21) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of Cheese Pizza }
    if (%food == 22) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of turkey with salad dressing! }
    if (%food == 23) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of roast lamb with salad dressing! }
    if (%food == 24) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of gammon steaks with salad dressing! }
    if (%food == 25) { describe $chan gives $nick a big plate of gammon with salad dressing! }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!fruit*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!fruit0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(fruit,$1-,/!fruit\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(fruit,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %fruit $rand(1,24)
    if (%fruit == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a juicy red apple }
    if (%fruit == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a juicy green apple }
    if (%fruit == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a juicy yellow apple }
    if (%fruit == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a yellow banana }
    if (%fruit == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 an orange }
    if (%fruit == 6) { .timer 1 3{ describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of peaches }
    if (%fruit == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of grapes }
    if (%fruit == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of sliced bananas }
    if (%fruit == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 a watermelon }
    if (%fruit == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a pear }
    if (%fruit == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 a mango }
    if (%fruit == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of strawberries }
    if (%fruit == 13) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of blueberries }
    if (%fruit == 14) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of raspberries }
    if (%fruit == 15) { describe $chan gives $2 a kiwi }
    if (%fruit == 16) { describe $chan gives $2 a lemon }
    if (%fruit == 17) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of cherries }
    if (%fruit == 18) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of avocado }
    if (%fruit == 19) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of kiwifruit }
    if (%fruit == 20) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of papaya }
    if (%fruit == 21) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of mixed berries }
    if (%fruit == 22) { describe $chan gives $2 a coconut }
    if (%fruit == 23) { describe $chan gives $2 a pomegranate }
    if (%fruit == 24) { describe $chan gives $2 a bowl of cranberries }
  }
  else {
    var %fruit $rand(1,24)
    if (%fruit == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a juicy red apple }
    if (%fruit == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a juicy green apple }
    if (%fruit == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a juicy yellow apple }
    if (%fruit == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a yellow banana }
    if (%fruit == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick an orange }
    if (%fruit == 6) { .timer 1 3{ describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of peaches }
    if (%fruit == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of grapes }
    if (%fruit == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of sliced bananas }
    if (%fruit == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick a watermelon }
    if (%fruit == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a pear }
    if (%fruit == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick a mango }
    if (%fruit == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of strawberries }
    if (%fruit == 13) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of blueberries }
    if (%fruit == 14) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of raspberries }
    if (%fruit == 15) { describe $chan gives $nick a kiwi }
    if (%fruit == 16) { describe $chan gives $nick a lemon }
    if (%fruit == 17) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of cherries }
    if (%fruit == 18) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of avocado }
    if (%fruit == 19) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of kiwifruit }
    if (%fruit == 20) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of papaya }
    if (%fruit == 21) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of mixed berries }
    if (%fruit == 22) { describe $chan gives $nick a coconut }
    if (%fruit == 23) { describe $chan gives $nick a pomegranate }
    if (%fruit == 24) { describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of cranberries }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!desert*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!desert0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(desert,$1-,/!desert\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(desert,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %desert $rand(1,12)
    if (%desert == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a small bowl of Strawberries with cream }
    if (%desert == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a slice of Chocolate Cake }
    if (%desert == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a slice of Orange and Poppy Seed Cake }
    if (%desert == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a slice of Ice Cream Cake }
    if (%desert == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a slice of Icing Cake } 
    if (%desert == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a slice of Cheese Cake }
    if (%desert == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a scoop of Icecream }
    if (%desert == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 some Scrapples }
    if (%desert == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 some Candied Yam }
    if (%desert == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a 99 Cone with all the fillings }
    if (%desert == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 an Ice Lolly }
    if (%desert == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 an Eton Mess with Chocolate Sprinkles }
  }
  else {
    var %desert $rand(1,12)
    if (%desert == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a small bowl of Strawberries with cream }
    if (%desert == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a slice of Chocolate Cake }
    if (%desert == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a slice of Orange and Poppy Seed Cake }
    if (%desert == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a slice of Ice Cream Cake }
    if (%desert == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a slice of Icing Cake } 
    if (%desert == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a slice of Cheese Cake }
    if (%desert == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a scoop of Icecream }
    if (%desert == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick some Scrapples }
    if (%desert == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick some Candied Yam }
    if (%desert == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a 99 Cone with all the fillings }
    if (%desert == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick an Ice Lolly }
    if (%desert == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick an Eton Mess with Chocolate Sprinkles }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!drink*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!drink0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(drink,$1-,/!drink\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(drink,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %drink $rand(1,66)
    if (%drink == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Martini }
    if (%drink == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Long Island Iced tea }
    if (%drink == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Midori Limedrop }
    if (%drink == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Bubble Gum Kamikaze }
    if (%drink == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Electric Screwdriver }
    if (%drink == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Sour Apple Pussycat }
    if (%drink == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Blue Valium }
    if (%drink == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Peach Zima Sprite }
    if (%drink == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Frothy Lemonade }
    if (%drink == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Jager Bomb }
    if (%drink == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Daiquiri }
    if (%drink == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Cosmopolitan }
    if (%drink == 13) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Margarita }
    if (%drink == 14) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of White Russian }
    if (%drink == 15) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Mudslide }
    if (%drink == 16) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Sex on the Beach }
    if (%drink == 17) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Cordial Daisy }
    if (%drink == 18) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Blueberry Tequila Sour }
    if (%drink == 19) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Pear Sourball }
    if (%drink == 20) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Jello Shooters }
    if (%drink == 21) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Miller }
    if (%drink == 22) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Miller Lite }
    if (%drink == 23) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Miller Genuine Draft }
    if (%drink == 24) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Rolling Rock }
    if (%drink == 25) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Yuenling }
    if (%drink == 26) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Molson }
    if (%drink == 27) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Corona }
    if (%drink == 28) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Coors }
    if (%drink == 29) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Coors Lite }
    if (%drink == 30) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Budweiser }
    if (%drink == 31) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Budlite }
    if (%drink == 32) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of White Wine }
    if (%drink == 33) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Red Wine }
    if (%drink == 34) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Cabernet Savignon }
    if (%drink == 35) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of champagne }
    if (%drink == 36) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Sparkling Wine }
    if (%drink == 37) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Sparkling Cider }
    if (%drink == 38) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Riesling }
    if (%drink == 39) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Chardonnay }
    if (%drink == 40) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Sauvignon }
    if (%drink == 41) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Pinot Noir }
    if (%drink == 42) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Merlot }
    if (%drink == 43) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Shiraz }
    if (%drink == 44) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Syrah }
    if (%drink == 45) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Zinafandel }
    if (%drink == 46) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Charbay }
    if (%drink == 47) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of McCarthy's }
    if (%drink == 48) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Notch }
    if (%drink == 49) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Old Potrero }
    if (%drink == 50) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Peregrine Rock }
    if (%drink == 51) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of St. George }
    if (%drink == 52) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Stranahan's }
    if (%drink == 53) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Templeton Rye }
    if (%drink == 54) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Wasmud's }
    if (%drink == 55) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Woodstone Creek }
    if (%drink == 56) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Absolut }
    if (%drink == 57) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Belvedere }
    if (%drink == 58) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Grey Goose }
    if (%drink == 59) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Imperia }
    if (%drink == 60) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Imperia }
    if (%drink == 61) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Seagram's }
    if (%drink == 62) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Skyy }
    if (%drink == 63) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Smirnoff }
    if (%drink == 64) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Bacardi }
    if (%drink == 65) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Captain Morgan }
    if (%drink == 66) { describe $chan gives $2 a bottle of Malibu }
  }
  else {
    var %drink $rand(1,66)
    if (%drink == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Martini }
    if (%drink == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Long Island Iced tea }
    if (%drink == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Midori Limedrop }
    if (%drink == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Bubble Gum Kamikaze }
    if (%drink == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Electric Screwdriver }
    if (%drink == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Sour Apple Pussycat }
    if (%drink == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Blue Valium }
    if (%drink == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Peach Zima Sprite }
    if (%drink == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Frothy Lemonade }
    if (%drink == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Jager Bomb }
    if (%drink == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Daiquiri }
    if (%drink == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Cosmopolitan }
    if (%drink == 13) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Margarita }
    if (%drink == 14) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of White Russian }
    if (%drink == 15) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Mudslide }
    if (%drink == 16) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Sex on the Beach }
    if (%drink == 17) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Cordial Daisy }
    if (%drink == 18) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Blueberry Tequila Sour }
    if (%drink == 19) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Pear Sourball }
    if (%drink == 20) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Jello Shooters }
    if (%drink == 21) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Miller }
    if (%drink == 22) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Miller Lite }
    if (%drink == 23) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Miller Genuine Draft }
    if (%drink == 24) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Rolling Rock }
    if (%drink == 25) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Yuenling }
    if (%drink == 26) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Molson }
    if (%drink == 27) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Corona }
    if (%drink == 28) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Coors }
    if (%drink == 29) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Coors Lite }
    if (%drink == 30) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Budweiser }
    if (%drink == 31) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Budlite }
    if (%drink == 32) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of White Wine }
    if (%drink == 33) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Red Wine }
    if (%drink == 34) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Cabernet Savignon }
    if (%drink == 35) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of champagne }
    if (%drink == 36) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Sparkling Wine }
    if (%drink == 37) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Sparkling Cider }
    if (%drink == 38) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Riesling }
    if (%drink == 39) { describe $chan gives $Nick a glass of Chardonnay }
    if (%drink == 40) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Sauvignon }
    if (%drink == 41) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Pinot Noir }
    if (%drink == 42) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Merlot }
    if (%drink == 43) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Shiraz }
    if (%drink == 44) { describe $chan gives $Nick a glass of Syrah }
    if (%drink == 45) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Zinafandel }
    if (%drink == 46) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Charbay }
    if (%drink == 47) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of McCarthy's }
    if (%drink == 48) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Notch }
    if (%drink == 49) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Old Potrero }
    if (%drink == 50) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Peregrine Rock }
    if (%drink == 51) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of St. George }
    if (%drink == 52) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Stranahan's }
    if (%drink == 53) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Templeton Rye }
    if (%drink == 54) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Wasmud's }
    if (%drink == 55) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Woodstone Creek }
    if (%drink == 56) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Absolut }
    if (%drink == 57) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Belvedere }
    if (%drink == 58) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Grey Goose }
    if (%drink == 59) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Imperia }
    if (%drink == 60) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Imperia }
    if (%drink == 61) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Seagram's }
    if (%drink == 62) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Skyy }
    if (%drink == 63) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Smirnoff }
    if (%drink == 64) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Bacardi }
    if (%drink == 65) { describe $chan gives $Nick a bottle of Captain Morgan }
    if (%drink == 66) { describe $chan gives $nick a bottle of Malibu }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!juice*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!juice0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(juice,$1-,/!juice\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(juice,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %juice $rand(1,14)
    if (%juice == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Orange Juice }
    if (%juice == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Blackcurrant Juice }
    if (%juice == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Raspberry Juice }
    if (%juice == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Lemonade }
    if (%juice == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Orange and Blackcurrant Juice }
    if (%juice == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Apple and Blackcurrent Juice  }
    if (%juice == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Orange and Lemonade }
    if (%juice == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Blueberry Ade }
    if (%juice == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Orange Ade }
    if (%juice == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Raspberry Ade }
    if (%juice == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Cream Sode }
    if (%juice == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Shandy Bass }
    if (%juice == 13) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Watered down Orange Juice }
    if (%juice == 14) { describe $chan gives $2 a glass of Watered down Blackcurrant Juice }
  }
  else {
    var %juice $rand(1,14)
    if (%juice == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Orange Juice }
    if (%juice == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Blackcurrant Juice }
    if (%juice == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Raspberry Juice }
    if (%juice == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Lemonade }
    if (%juice == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Orange and Blackcurrant Juice }
    if (%juice == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Apple and Blackcurrent Juice  }
    if (%juice == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Orange and Lemonade }
    if (%juice == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Blueberry Ade }
    if (%juice == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Orange Ade }
    if (%juice == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Raspberry Ade }
    if (%juice == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Cream Sode }
    if (%juice == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Shandy Bass }
    if (%juice == 13) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Watered down Orange Juice }
    if (%juice == 14) { describe $chan gives $nick a glass of Watered down Blackcurrant Juice }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!hdrink*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!hdrink0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(hdrink,$1-,/!hdrink\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(hdrink,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %hdrink $rand(1,37)
    if (%hdrink == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Aleberry }
    if (%hdrink == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Anijsmelk }
    if (%hdrink == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Applecider }
    if (%hdrink == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Asiático }
    if (%hdrink == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Atole }
    if (%hdrink == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Bajigur }
    if (%hdrink == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Bandrek }
    if (%hdrink == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Blackberry demitasse }
    if (%hdrink == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Blue Blazer }
    if (%hdrink == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Bouillon }
    if (%hdrink == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Butter Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Caudle }
    if (%hdrink == 13) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Coffee }
    if (%hdrink == 14) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Expresso }
    if (%hdrink == 15) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Greyanna Rakiya }
    if (%hdrink == 16) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Grog }
    if (%hdrink == 17) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Herbal Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 18) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Hot Buttered Rum }
    if (%hdrink == 19) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Hot Chocolate }
    if (%hdrink == 20) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Hot Ginger Cordial }
    if (%hdrink == 21) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Hot Toddy }
    if (%hdrink == 22) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Hot Lemonade }
    if (%hdrink == 23) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Irish Coffee }
    if (%hdrink == 24) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Malted Milk }
    if (%hdrink == 25) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Mate Cocido }
    if (%hdrink == 26) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Mulled Wine }
    if (%hdrink == 27) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Posset }
    if (%hdrink == 28) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Postum }
    if (%hdrink == 29) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Rüdesheimer Kaffee }
    if (%hdrink == 30) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Sake }
    if (%hdrink == 31) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Salep }
    if (%hdrink == 32) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Sassafras Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 33) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Smoking Bishop }
    if (%hdrink == 34) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Soda }
    if (%hdrink == 35) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Spiced Punch }
    if (%hdrink == 36) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 37) { describe $chan gives $2 a large cup of Wedang Jahe }
  }
  else {
    var %hdrink $rand(1,37)
    if (%hdrink == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Aleberry }
    if (%hdrink == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Anijsmelk }
    if (%hdrink == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Applecider }
    if (%hdrink == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Asiático }
    if (%hdrink == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Atole }
    if (%hdrink == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Bajigur }
    if (%hdrink == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Bandrek }
    if (%hdrink == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Blackberry demitasse }
    if (%hdrink == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Blue Blazer }
    if (%hdrink == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Bouillon }
    if (%hdrink == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Butter Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Caudle }
    if (%hdrink == 13) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Coffee }
    if (%hdrink == 14) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Expresso }
    if (%hdrink == 15) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Greyanna Rakiya }
    if (%hdrink == 16) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Grog }
    if (%hdrink == 17) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Herbal Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 18) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Hot Buttered Rum }
    if (%hdrink == 19) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Hot Chocolate }
    if (%hdrink == 20) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Hot Ginger Cordial }
    if (%hdrink == 21) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Hot Toddy }
    if (%hdrink == 22) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Hot Lemonade }
    if (%hdrink == 23) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Irish Coffee }
    if (%hdrink == 24) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Malted Milk }
    if (%hdrink == 25) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Mate Cocido }
    if (%hdrink == 26) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Mulled Wine }
    if (%hdrink == 27) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Posset }
    if (%hdrink == 28) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Postum }
    if (%hdrink == 29) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Rüdesheimer Kaffee }
    if (%hdrink == 30) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Sake }
    if (%hdrink == 31) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Salep }
    if (%hdrink == 32) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Sassafras Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 33) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Smoking Bishop }
    if (%hdrink == 34) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Soda }
    if (%hdrink == 35) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Spiced Punch }
    if (%hdrink == 36) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Tea }
    if (%hdrink == 37) { describe $chan gives $nick a large cup of Wedang Jahe }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!sdrink*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!sdrink0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(sdrink,$1-,/!sdrink\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(sdrink,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %sdrink $rand(1,14)
    if (%sdrink == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Diet Coke }
    if (%sdrink == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Coke Zero }
    if (%sdrink == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Lemonade flavoured Coke }
    if (%sdrink == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Coca Cola }
    if (%sdrink == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Fanta }
    if (%sdrink == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Lemonade }
    if (%sdrink == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Raspberry Soda }
    if (%sdrink == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Solo }
    if (%sdrink == 9) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Pepsi }
    if (%sdrink == 10) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Pepsi Max }
    if (%sdrink == 11) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Vanilla flavoured Pepsi }
    if (%sdrink == 12) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Orange Soda }
    if (%sdrink == 13) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Monster }
    if (%sdrink == 14) { describe $chan gives $2 a can of Mountain Dew }
  }
  else {
    var %sdrink $rand(1,14)
    if (%sdrink == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Diet Coke }
    if (%sdrink == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Coke Zero }
    if (%sdrink == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Lemonade flavoured Coke }
    if (%sdrink == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Coca Cola }
    if (%sdrink == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Fanta }
    if (%sdrink == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Lemonade }
    if (%sdrink == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Raspberry Soda }
    if (%sdrink == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Solo }
    if (%sdrink == 9) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Pepsi }
    if (%sdrink == 10) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Pepsi Max }
    if (%sdrink == 11) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Vanilla flavoured Pepsi }
    if (%sdrink == 12) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Orange Soda }
    if (%sdrink == 13) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Monster }
    if (%sdrink == 14) { describe $chan gives $nick a can of Mountain Dew }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!snack*:#: { 
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick 7You have recently used the command 4!snack0. 7Please try again in04 $duration($v1) $+ 0. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 10

  if ($regex(snack,$1-,/!snack\s+\W*(\w+)/)) { var %name $regml(snack,1) }
  if (%name) {
    var %snack $rand(1,8)
    if (%snack == 1) { describe $chan gives $2 a Boost }
    if (%snack == 2) { describe $chan gives $2 a Flake }
    if (%snack == 3) { describe $chan gives $2 a Cherry Ripe }
    if (%snack == 4) { describe $chan gives $2 a Mars Bar }
    if (%snack == 5) { describe $chan gives $2 a Snickers Bar }
    if (%snack == 6) { describe $chan gives $2 a box of Chocolate Hearts }
    if (%snack == 7) { describe $chan gives $2 a box of Florentins }
    if (%snack == 8) { describe $chan gives $2 a box of Mont Chocos }
  }
  else {
    var %snack $rand(1,8)
    if (%snack == 1) { describe $chan gives $nick a Boost }
    if (%snack == 2) { describe $chan gives $nick a Flake }
    if (%snack == 3) { describe $chan gives $nick a Cherry Ripe }
    if (%snack == 4) { describe $chan gives $nick a Mars Bar }
    if (%snack == 5) { describe $chan gives $nick a Snickers Bar }
    if (%snack == 6) { describe $chan gives $nick a box of Chocolate Hearts }
    if (%snack == 7) { describe $chan gives $nick a box of Florentins }
    if (%snack == 8) { describe $chan gives $nick a box of Mont Chocos }
  }
}